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shut up man [Jan. 9th, 2006|09:07 pm]
BECK II
[mood |confusedconfused]
[music |Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash hahahahoisfgqufhgi8aqehf]

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I HAVE THREE TESTS TOMORROW WHICH I AM NOT PREPARED FOR
2. I HAVE WINGS, I CAN FLY, I HAVE SEVEN EYEBALLS AND A SISTER NAMED BRUCE.
3. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING.






yo I just listened to the Dixie Chicks. What's going on? Why do I have such an inability to exercise my cerebrum? Why do I take the time that I should be using to expand my intellect and use it to tire out my finger tips???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? IAUHF8Q3IHFASNNNNFIUEQW7G

good thing I'm taking the time to update this.
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i like trying to listen to conversations through doors [Jan. 5th, 2006|08:35 pm]
BECK II
[mood |goodgood]
[music |yoshimi battles the pink robots - the flaming lips]

SO today almost on a whim, Samantha and I decided to try out for The Crucible (all girl productions to the max) at school, because A) we heard that not so many people were trying out and B) Mr. Manisero basically infered he would murder us if we left. SO THEN WE DID, but then it came time for us to try out, and we got nervous and stupid, and I wrote down that I was 7"3 on my audition sheet, and that I was Mr. Manisero. So when we actually went into the room together Mr. Manisero told everyone that together our self confidence = 1 and I asked him if we could read aloud from this textbook about the Middle East instead of a scene to which he replied NO and we were handed a scene with John Proctor and Abigail. So bascially we couldn't do it and read the stage directions instead as our audition and I lifted up Samantha's skirt and now we're in The Crucible because not enough people tried out. I hope we're in Abigail's possee. Oh also they told me I might have to be a man. AWESOME. hahahah. We were also informed that it was the funniest audition ever, but also the one that made the least amount of sense, since we spent a large portion of it doing nothing and making up stuff about ourselves. HECK YEAH. was this not the most boring thing you have ever read?
Mr. Mansiero is our best friend.

OH AND ALSO, MY MIDTERMS ARE GOING TO BE DEATH, AND HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT CLASSES I WANT TO TAKE NEXT YEAR BY THE 18TH????
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come with us to awesometown [Jan. 2nd, 2006|11:00 am]
BECK II
[mood |boredi framed a hobo]
[music |i think i might have killed the president - incredibad]

because I'm just this bored:

These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin:

1. When u looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
- gross? SUDOKU!!!!!!!

2. How much cash do you have on you?
- none, I'M IN MY PJ'S LOLOLOLOLOLOL

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST":
- JEST, crest

4. Favorite planet?
- neptune... of course.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?:
- I WOULDN'T KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN MY CELL PHONE FOR MAD LONG SON.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
- in my glory days of being connected, it was the "t-mobile jingle"

7. What shirt are you wearing?
- my gangster "Wolfeboro - established 1770" shirt

8. What do you label yourself?
- i don't own a label maker.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
- AU NATURAL BY WILLIAM AND ALEXANDRIA EGLER.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
- dark of course. I like to keep my skin as pale as possible.

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- TALKING TO MEG MEG.

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
- I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&%412412I46IWGD

13. Where is your nearest 7-11?
- i have no idea, NO IDEA

14. What's a saying that you say a lot?
- "yo dude"

15.Who told you they loved you last?
- the president

16. Last furry thing you touched?
- my head.

17. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
- asthma medication is my life.

18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
- ZERO

19. Favorite age you have been so far?
- 27 was good.

20. your worst enemy?
- prob myself. how cute.

21. What is your current desktop picture?
- the one that is set on the computer. I don't remember, I'LL GO CHECK. it's a lovely meadow.

22. What was the last thing you said to someone?
- "in a little while, maybe" TO JULIA AHAHHAHAFBUSGIU

23. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
- ONE MILLION DOLLARS

24. Do you like someone?
- no sir. well, andy, jorma and akiva. hahahah LOSER.

25. The last song you listened to?
- everybody dance by the lonely island

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!! HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!!
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let all your expolits be forgot, and put yourself to shame [Jan. 1st, 2006|04:19 pm]
BECK II
[mood |bouncyPUBLIC]
[music |eX-treme makeover - home edition!!!!]

HAPPY 2006.
IN ORDER TO WELCOME THE NEW YEAR I HAVE DECIDED TO NO LONGER HAVE THIS LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS ONLY, BECAUSE MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO PUBLICLY EXPLOIT MYSELF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. plus I want all plebians to be able to read this masterpiece.

my other new years resolution is to find a passion, AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. thank you jennifer beals.
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les amis [Feb. 21st, 2005|10:20 pm]
BECK II
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |like a rolling stone - bob dylan]

Why, hello


friends only

Comment to be added... I guess, mhmm fools



If you comment I will probably add you, THAT IS if you don't fall onto the following list:

1. Creepy
2. Weird
3. Mean
4. Pyscho in a bad way
5. Stalkeresque
6. Scary

if not, you're probably safe
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seasons in the sun [Mar. 9th, 2004|09:15 pm]
BECK II
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |zoooooobra?]

well i don't really have anything to say, but i agree with everyone who just commented on my lj...


i shall leave you with this, which i found on this kid mr_studd_muffin's lj



edit: ps. i changed my journal around a little, notice the colors and the smiley face mood things
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